Garlfrend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne N Kiya Ho! Pappu: Kutti Kamini Jlli Lav Yu! Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin Ab To Haan Kar De Chudel!
Banti: Tumhara Kutta Bahut Sharaarti Hai Kya Tum Ise Thik Nahin Kar Sakte? Pappu: Yaar Dhairy Rakho Yaad Nahin Tumhen Thik Karane Men Mujhe Kitne Din Lage The
Ek Glass Jus Ko Dedh Ghante Men Khatm Karne Ki Kala Bas Restorat Men Baithe Hue Couple Ko Hi Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai, Toh... . . . . . . To Kutta Mar Jata Hai. Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye. Kutta Hai, Koi Rajinikanth Nahi!
Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.