Kabhi Naak Pe; Kabhi Gaal Pe; Kis; Kis; Kis; Kis Kadar; Makkhiyan Tang Karti Hain! Ab Aap Nahaoge Nahin To Aisa Hi Hoga Na?
Kabhi Haunsla Bhi Aajma Lena Chahiye; Bure Vakt Men Muskura Lena Chahiye; Agar Sataven Din Bhi Khujli Na Mite To; Athaven Din Naha Lena Chahiye
Arja Hai: Itne Khuddar The Hum Ki Kabhi Scool Na Jaate The Galib; Vo To Ladakiyon Ke Shaukadar Ne Hamen Bachlar Bana Diya
Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Cricket Men Ampayar Aur Class Men Techer Donon Men Kya Samanta Hai? Donon Karte Kuch Nahin Hain Bas Khadekhde Ungali Karte Rahte Hain
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna; Kyonki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas; Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas
Jin Nazron Se Ham Aisi Garmi Men "Child Biar" Ko Dekhte Hain; Agar Unhi Nazron Se Apni Garlfrend/Bivi Ko Dekhen To Brakap/Talak Ki Naubat Kabhi Nahin Aag!