Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days. Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void? Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!
Banta resented the lateral pressure of a fat man on the same seat with him in a local bus. Banta muttered, "They ought to charge by weight in these cars. "If they did", said the fat man, "you'd have to walk. They couldn't afford to stop for you!"