Guddi: Plees Mujhe Kuchh Achchhe Masaj Bhejo! Pappu: Main Padhai Kar Raha Hu! 2 Minat Bad: Guddi: Kya Hua Aur Bhejo N?
Madam: Aaj Skool Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Socha Hai? Pappu: Sorry Madam! Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila!
Ek Ladki Achanak Pappu Se Puchne Lagi: Kya Main Abhinetri Ban Sakti Hu? Pappu: Ha Ladki: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Kisi Film Nirmata Se Shadi Kar Lo
Patni: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte Pati: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Patni: Kyon? Pati: Log Kahte Ki `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`
Ladka(Apni Garlfrend Se): Main Tumhare Liye Narak Men Bhi Ja Sakta Hu Ladki: Achchha Par Tum Narak Men Jaoge Kaise? Ladka: Tumse Shadi Karke
Ladaki (Saheli Se): Aaj Main Det Par Ja Rahi Hu Saheli: Are Abhi Kal Hi To Tu Det Par Gayi Thi Ladaki: Tu Bhi Na Kal To Odd No. Wala Tha Aaj Even No. Wale Ke Saath Hai Bhalaa Ho Kejrival Ka Ab Main Bina Dar Ke Donon Ko Det Kar Sakti Hu