jokes have a hint of truth

Instead of burning a Pataka...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Date a Pataka...
Have an eco-friendly Diwali!

Arnab Goswami's son is reported to have tattooed on his arm:
"Mera Baap Shor Hai"!

Boy: Hey, you have something on your face.
Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world?
Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai!

Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Pappu: Well...yes and no.

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Pappu, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Pappu: Nothing, Sir!
Headmaster: Exactly.

Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!