How I learnt optimism from my mom? Mom: How was your exam? Me: Bekaar. Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ke Thoda Bekaar?
पठान की फ्लाइट में तबियत खराब हो गई तो एयर होस्टेस ने पूछा, " Are you sick suffering from fever?" पठान ने जवाब दिया, "No, I'm Muslim suffering from Peshawar."
Banta: Where did you get that umbrella? Santa: It was a gift from sister. Banta: You never had any sister. Santa: I know - but that's what's engraved on the handle!
Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.