Jeeto: How many times must I tell you, Pappu - that one must keep one's eyes closed during prayer? Pappu: Yes mamma, how do you know my eyes were not closed?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me. Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor? Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?