jokes did you hear about the kidnapping

Engineering college first day:
Student: Sir, I didn't understand.
Teacher: What, this topic?
Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!

What is Pyaar?
A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".

First-aid teacher:
What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?
Lil Banta: I’d never go to either place again!