SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore. When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "It's Kaafi with Karan"!
Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil". The Teacher while correcting him: "You don't have any pencil." "He doesn't have any pencils." "We don't have any pencils." Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`
One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper. He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom. 2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.