Ullu Aur Pati Men Kya Fark Hota Hai? Pati Ko Aasani Se Ullu Banaya Ja Sakta Hai Jabki Ullu Itna Bhi Ullu Nahin Hota Ki Pati Ban Jaye
Saas (Nayi Bahu Se): Beti Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Apani Maa Aur Apane Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhana Tabhi Darwaje Ki Ghanti Baji Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Dekha Ki Uska Pati Aaya Hai Sas: Kaun Aaya Hai Beti? Bahu: Maa Bhaiya Offis Se A Gae
Patni: Aji Sunte Ho Ye Mirchi Kis Mausam Men Lagti Hai? Pati: Koi Khas Mausam Nahin Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lag Jaati Hai
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!