Patni: Shadi Ke Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Mujhe Jyada Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Kyon Nahin Karte? Pati: Kyonki Ab Tumhen Khana Banana A Gaya Hai
Patni: Tum Hamesha Mera Photo Apne Batue Men Kyon Rakhte Ho? Pati: Jab Bhi Koi Samasya Hoti Hai Main Tumhara Photo Dekh Leta Hun Aur Samasya Door Ho Jati Hai Patni (Itraate Huye: Dekha Main Tumhare Liye Kitni Chamatkari Hun Pati: Han! Main Tumhara Foto Dekhta Hun Fir Apne Aapse Puchhta Hun Ki Kya Koi Samasya Isse Badi Bhi Hai?
Pati: Main Bada Bevkuf Tha Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Ki Patni: Main Yah Jaanti Thi Magar Samajhati Thi Ki Shayad Tum Sudhar Jaoge!
Pati Patni Chori Ke Baare Men Baat Kar Rahe The Pati: Jo Chori Karta Hai Vah Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai Patni Romantic Andaz Men: Aur Tumne Shaadi Se Pahle Jo Meri Ninden Churai Thin Unke Bare Me Kya Khayal Hai? Pati: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vah Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai
Aurten Bhi Ajib Hoti Hain Devdas Ka Shahrukh Inhen 'Romantic' Lagta Hai Aur Apna Pati Sharab Piye To 'Bevda' Lagta Hai
Pati: Kaha Gayi Thi? Patni: Khun Dene Pati: Jab Tak Mera Khun Piti Thi Tab Tak To Thik Tha Ab Use Bechane Bhi Lagi?