Master: Do Men Se Do Gae To Kitne Bache? Pappu: Master Ji Mujhe Samajh Men Nahin Aaya! Master: Beta Tumhare Paas Do Roti Hain! Tumne Donon Kha Lin To Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha? Pappu: Master Ji Sabji!
Master:Batao "I Lov U" Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Me Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Master: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chaine Gun Hai! N Koi Garanti Aur N Koi Varanti Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Bhikhari (Bachche Se): Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha Pappu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Men Hain Unhin Se Puch Lo