Banta: Aapka Ek Dant Blu Kyon Hai? Santa: Yar Maine Ink Lagai Hui Hai Banta (Hairan Hokar) Bola: Wo Kyon Ji? Santa: "Oye Khote Blututh (Bluetooth) Ka Jamana Hai"
Santa Shadi Men Khana Khane Gaya Aur Salad Ka Counter Dekhkar Vapas Bahar A Gaya Banta Bhi Usi Samay A Gaya Aur Pucha "Kya Hua Aap Baahar Kyon A Gae?" Santa: O Yaar Abhi To Sabji Kat Rahi Hai
Jito: Itni Sharab Na Piya Karo Tumhari Saanso Tak Se Badbu Aati Hai Yahi Haal Raha To Tumhen Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahin Milegi Santa: Tu Meri Chinta Mat Kar Main Saanse To Yahin Par Chhodkar Jaunga
Santa: Ghar Men Mera Hi Hukum Chalta Hai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Main Kahta Hu Ki Garam Pani Le Aao Wo Garam Pani Le Aati Hai Banta: Garam Pani Hi Kyon? Santa: Garam Pani Se Bartan Achchhe Dhulte Hain
Santa: Mere Ghar Ladki Hue Hai Banta: Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hai Lekin Jab Wo Badi Hogi Tab Sare Ladke Use Chhedenge Santa: Iska Bhi Upay Kar Liya Hai Maine Banta: Kya? Santa: Maine Uska Naam 'Didi' Rakh Diya Hai
Santa: Agar Meri Lotari Nikal Aaye To Tu Kya Karegi? Jito: Main Aadhe Paise Leker Tujhe Talak De Dungi Santa: Meri 1000 Rupaye Ki Nikali Hai Ye Le 500 Rupaye Aur Dafa Ho Ja Kamini