Santa Apne Sasural Men Guruji Ka Parvachan Sunne Gaya! Guruji Bole "Jo-Jo Swarg Jana Chahta Hai Vah Apna Hath Upar Kare"! Santa Ki Biwi Aur Saas Ne Haath Uppar Uthaya! Guruji Ne Santa Se Puchha "Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jana Chahate?" Santa: Guruji Yah Donon Chali Jayengi To Yahi Par Swarg Ho Jayega!
Santa Ko Ek Lawaris Bandar Mila To Vah Use Pulis Station Lekker Gaya! Inspector Ne Kaha Isko "Chidiya Ghar" Le Jao! Santa Dusre Din Bandar Ke Saath Bas Stap Par Khada Tha! Inspector Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ise Chidiya Ghar Leker Nahin Gee?" Santa: Kal Gaya Tha Khub Ghume Aur Bada Maja Aaya! Aaj "Kutub Minar" Ja Rahe Hain!
Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?
Santa: Beti Piknik Par Jarur Jao Par Andhera Hone Se Pahle Ghar Wapas Laut Aana Pinki: Oh Papa Ab Main Koi Bachchi Thodi Naa Ho Santa: Isiliye To Kah Raha Hu
Santa Kangal Hone Par Jito Se Bola "Tum Bachchon Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do; Aur Tum Apni Maa Ke Pas Chali Jao Mera Kya Hai? Main Sasuraal Chala Jaunga
Banta: Bhaiya Bal Chhote-Chhote Kar Do Naai: Kitne Chhote Kar Do Sahab? Banta: Itne Chhote Kar Do Ki Bivi Ke Hathon Men Na A Saken