Ladki: Ab Tum Chaho To Mera Richarj Mat Karwana Pappu: Kyon Kya Koi Naukari Lag Gai? Ladki: Nahin Naya Bofrend Mil Gaya
Hazaaron Ladkon Ka Proposal Reject Karne Ke Baad Nobody Loves Me Chillane Wali Ladkiyon Kam Se Kam Bhagwan Se To Daro
Bhikhari: Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do Babu Ji! Santa: 100 Kee Chhuttee Hain Baba? Bhikhari: Han Hai Santa: To Jakar Pahle Innhen Kharch Karke A!
Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The! Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!
Ek Din Santa Kar Men Battry Lagwane Ke Liye Gaya! Karigar Ne Santa Se Puchha "Exid Ki Laga Dun?" Santa Kafi Sochne Ke Baad Bola "Yaar Bar-Bar Kaun Aayega Tu Dono Side Ki Laga De!"
Banta: Sarkar Ne Yah Kyon Fix Kiya Hai Ki Voting Ke Liye Umra 18 Saal Aur Shadi Ki Liye 21 Saal? Santa: Sarkar Ko Malum Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin!