Adhyapika: Agar Dharti Pe Pani Na Hota To Kya Hona Tha? Pappu: Ham To Kangal Ho Jate Mere Papa Dudh Men Kya Milate
Garlfrend: Janu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Jisamen Duhkh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi Pappu: Aap Bahut Khubsurat Ho Aanti Ji
Pappu: Papa Ghar Men Mehmaan Aa Hain Aur Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimbu Nahin Hai Ab Kya Karu? Santa: Abe Darta Kyon Hai? Naye Vim Bar Men 100 Nimbu Ki Shakti Hai Daal De 2 Buad!
Adhyapak: Hamen Kisi Chij Ka Durupyog Nahin Karna Chahiye Pappu: Fir Aap Kyon Karte Ho? Adhyapak: Main Kis Chij Ka Durupyog Karta Hu? Pappu: Futte Se Line Khinchai Chahiye Par Aap Sada Isse Hamen Pitate Hain
Pappu Apni Class Techer Se Bola: Madam Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hu? Madam: Vairi Sweet (Very Sweet)! Yah Sunkar Pappu Apne Dost Se Bola "Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Chalu Hai Line Marti Hai!"
Pappu Feel Ho Gaya To Santa Use Daant Raha Tha Santa: Tum Is Bar Bhi Fal Ho Gae Ho Aaj Tak Tumne Kabhi Mera Sir Uncha Kiya Hai Kya? Pappu: Ek Bar Sote Vakt Aapke Sir Ke Niche Takiya Rakha Tha Vo Bhul Gae Aap