Prito: Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade Ho Gae Ho? . . . . . . Pappu: Ha Aanti Aur Koi Vikalp (Option) Hi Nahin Hai
Adhyapak: Aisi Kisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Magar Fir Bhi Vo Vahan Par Nahin Ja Sakte? Pappu: Sar Ji Mahila Shauchalay
Adhyapika: Tum Let Kyon Aaye Ho? Pappu: Papa Aur Mammi Ki Ladai Ho Rahi Thi Adhyapika: Vo Lad Rahe The To Tum Kyon Let Ho Gae? Pappu: Mera Ek Juta Mammi Ke Pas Tha Aur Ek Papa Ke Paas
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ko Leker Pijja Hat Men Gaya Pappu: Kya Logi? Garlfrend: Kadhi Chawal Mangva Lo Water Hanste Hue Bola "Sarkari (Govt.) Skool Ki Ladakiyan Pataoge To Aisa Hi Hoga"
Pappu: Papa Ye Star Log Jab Bhi Mandir Men Aate Hain Tab Kala Chashma Kyon Pahanate Hain? Santa: Beta Kahin Bhagwan Unhen Pahachan Kar Hastaakshar (Autograph) N Maang Len
Banti: Tumhara Kutta Bahut Sharaarti Hai Kya Tum Ise Thik Nahin Kar Sakte? Pappu: Yaar Dhairy Rakho Yaad Nahin Tumhen Thik Karane Men Mujhe Kitne Din Lage The