Ek Samaroh Me Neta Ji Bhasha De Rahe The: Hamen Khurak Ki Samasya Ke Hal Ke Liye Jyada Se Jyada Anaj Ugana Chahiye" Tabhi Ek Shararti Uth Kar Khada Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Shriman Ji Ghas Ugane Ke Bare Me Aap Ka Kya Vichar Hai? Neta Ji Use Baithane Ka Ishara Karte Hue Bole "Pahle Main Insaanon Ki Khurak Ke Baare Men Bata Lun Tumhari Khurak Ke Bare Men Bad Men Bataunga"A
Khuda Kare Tum Jindagi Men Bahut Aage Badho Itne Aage Badho Ki Jisse Milo Vo Kahe . . . . . . . E Baba Chalo Chalo Aage Badho
Hum Apni Bebasi Kisi Pagal Ko Nahin Batayenge; . . . . . . . . . Upar Likha To Hai Nahin Batayenge To Bas Nahin Batayenge
Jo Log Gaadi Ka Petrol Tank Full Bharva Ke Khud Ko Amir Samajh Rahe Hain Unhen Bata Du Ki Maine Abhibhi Pyaz Ke Paranthe Khaye Hain
Bivi Bachche N Hon To Aadmi Ka Ghar Men Rahane Ka Man Hi Nahin Karta... Bechare Modi Ji Ko Hi Dekh Lo