Jaja: Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai? Pathan (Mujarim): 'Hamare Karan Hi Pulis Aur Adalat Men Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hai'
Pathan Ka Pet Kharab Ho Gaya To Wah Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Vahan Par Logon Ki Maujadgi Men Apna Haal Kuch Yu Batane Laga Doctor Sahab Subah Se Network Kharab Hai Misd Call Pe Misd Call A Rahi Hai Out Going Bilkul Free Hai Tarah Tarah Ki Ring Ton Baj Rahi Hai Pet Me Balance Bilkul Nahin Rahta Jitna Bhi Lod Karo Sab Khatam
Pathan: Ye Kis Chij Ka Khet Hai? Kisan: Ye Kapas Ka Khet Hai Jisse Kapade Banaye Jate Hain Pathan: Ismen Salwar Wala Paudha Kaun Sa Hai?
Dost: Agar Shila Kuch Time Pahle Javan Ho Jaati To Kya Hota? Pathan: To Bechari Munni Shayad Kam Badnaam Hoti
Juta Chupai Ki Rasm Ke Vakt Dulhe Ki Ek Sali Boli "Main To 1100 Lungi" Dusari Sali: Main To 2100 Lungi Piche Se Pathan Bola "2310 Le Lo Usmen Fm (FM) Bhi Hai"
Salma: Is Saal Ke Roje Rakhoge? Pathan: Nahin Salma: Aur Taravi Padhoge? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Salma: Aftari Karoge? Pathan: Ha Itna Bhi Kafir Nahin Ho