Garlfrend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena Maine Tumse Yah Baat Chhipai Ki Meri Mangani Ho Chuki Hai . .. ... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Aao Tumhen Main Apani Begam Aur Bachchon Se Milwata Hun
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