An Important Notification: A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian... . . . . . . . . Kunki "Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar"!
Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go. Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z! Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y? Pappu: In my shorts.
A frustrated message from Rajinikanth: Who the hell is spreading false rumours that I gave birth to my parents?
Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!
Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road? Banta: Dunno. Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!