Pathan: Light Nahin Hai To Kambakht Pankha To Chala Do Salma: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na Akl To Hai Nahin Pankha Chala Diya To Mombatti Bujh Jayegi
Maine To Yun Hi Kah Diya Tha Majak Men Ki "Tumhare Saath Wakt Gujarna Acha Lagta Hai"A Kambakht Ne "Bivi" Bankar Jindagi Men Tahalaka Macha Diya
Naye Sanskar: Yadi Aapke Ghar Koi Padharen To Use Pani Puchhne Se Pahle Kahiye "Pranam Liye Main Aapkaa Fon Charjing Par Laga Du" Kasam Se Dil Se Dua Dega Samne Wala Fir Puch "Kya Aap Wi Fi Ka Pasward Lena Chahenge?" Mehmaan Khushi Se Pagla Jayega Atithi Devo Bhav:
Banta: Janeman Ab Dil Men Chali Aao! Ladaki: Chappal Nikalu Kya? Banta: Are Pagli Ye Koi Mandir Thodi Hai Tu Aise Hi Aaja!
Jito: Batao Main Tumhen Kitni Achchi Lagti Ho? Santa: Bahut Jyada Achchi Lagti Ho Jito: Fir Bhi Kitni? Santa: Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Ki Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aaun