Santa: A Tu Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Tujhe Pulis Pakad Kar Le Jayegi! Banta: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Tu Kam-Chor Hai!
Chor (Banduk Tante Hue Santa Se): Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do Santa: Yah Lo Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahi Thi Ha..Ha...Ha Santa: Aur Mere Pers Men Bhi Kahan Rupaye The Ho..Ho..Ho..A