After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water. "Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?" Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.
Banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, “Aja, upar aja”. His friend asked, “Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”. banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.