joke there are 30 cows in a field

There are 4 stages in a relationship.
1. Jaan
2. Jaanu
3. Jaanwar
4. Jaa Marr

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

Banta: Why women can not drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!