Army officer's wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena. Sahayak: Jee Memsahib. Ma'm had just started bath when Sahayak knocks. Officer's Wife: Kya hai? Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?
Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring. Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65?