A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him. Pappu: Are you serious? Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it? Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
Banta went into a barber shop and said, "I want my hair cut so that it's all different lengths round the front and back, there's a strange spiky bit on top and bald patches here, here and here". "I don't think I can do that", said the barber. Banta: Why not? You did last time I was here!
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man? Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!