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6 Maah Baad Bhi Apni Bivi Ke Kabr Par Rote Hue Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Maulavi Ko Dekh Ek Shakhs Kah Utha: "Ya Allah...Itni Mohabbat!" Maulavi Aur Jor Se Gidgidate Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Bole:"Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Kambakht Do Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai!"
Dahej Kise Kahte Hain? Advitiy Jawab: Jab Koi Ladaka Kisi Ladaki Ko Jivan Bhar Jhelne Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jata Ho To Iske Badle Use Di Jane Wali Protsahan Rashi Ko Dahej Kahte Hain
Hafte Men 4 Bar Banne Wali Lauki Khud Hi Gharwali Se Puch Baithi "Bahan Sach Men Pati Ki Sehat Ka Khyal Hai Ya Fir Apni Shadi Ka Gaussa Nikal Rahi Ho?"