Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!
Kya Fayda Itni Padhai Karne Ka Jab Aakhir Men Pata Na Chale Ki Jalebi Aur Pakaude Ko Angreji Men Kya Kahate Hain? Aapko Pata Ho To Batao
Ek Meetha Sach... Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyon Kahate Hain? Kyonki Vo Toot Jayegi Par Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hogi
Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola "Bhaiya Thodi Si Chinni De Do" Dukandar: Chini Kyon? Santa: "Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye"
Banta: Yaar Santa Ye Jalebi "Fimel" Kyon Hai? Santa: Iske Do Karan Hain Ek To Wo Mithi Hai Aur Dusra Wo Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti