Techer: Agar Duniya Men Ladki Nahin Ho To Kya Hoga? Banti: College Viran Galiyan Sunsan Duniyan Pareshan Tanha Insan Na Janu Na Jaan Har Taraf Jay Hanuman!!!
Jhutha Tha Wo Dost Jo Kahta Tha Jaan Bhi Mango To De Dunga Aaj Vo Apni Gharwali Ko Jaan Kahta Hai Aur Maango To Kamina Gaaliya Deta Hai
Ek Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Awaz Lagai O Bhai Jaan Kripya Suniye To Jara Pappu Bola: A! Pahle Faisla Kar Bhai Ya Jaan Confuse Kyon Kar Rahi Hai
Patni: Main Ghar Chhodkar Jaa Rahi Hu Pati Gusse Men Bola "Jaan Chhodo" Patni: Yah Aapki Jaan Kahne Ki Aadat N Hamesha Mujhe Rok Leti Hai
Bas Ke Get Par Latke Huye Musaafiron Se Condctor Ne Kaha "Bhaiyo Andar Ho Jao Is Tarah Get Par Latkana Aapki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai" Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar N Hua To Condctor Gusse Men Bola: Tumhen Tumhari Patni Ki Kasam Andar Ho Jao . .. ... Itna Sunte Hi Jo Musafir Siton Par Baithe The Ve Bhi Get Par Aakar Latak Ge!