Teri Surat Par Dil Harun; Teri Jarurat Par Jaan Varun; Jis Din Tera Sms Nahin Aata; Ji Karta Hai Teri Kanpati Par Do Marun!
Hansi Ke Liye Gam Kurban; Khushi Ke Liye Ansu Kurban; Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurban; Agar Dost Ki Garlfrend Mil Jaye To Saala Dost Bhi Kurban
Ladki: Jaan Mujhe Aise Propos Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho Ladka: Kamini Jalil 'I Lov U'(I Love You) Mujh Se Shaadi Karke Mujhe Barbad Kar De Kambakht!
Tu Chand Mange Main Chad De Do; Tu Raat Mange Main Rat De Do; Tu Dil Maange Main Dil De Du; Tu Jaan Mange... . . . . Bas Yaar. . . . . Bhikh Mangne Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"