Ek Angrej Tran Ke Toilet Men Bisleri Ki Botal Dekh Ke Hi Behosh Ho Gaya Oh My God! Hum Jise Pite Hain Usse To Ye Indian Dhote Hain
Santa Dukandar Se: Tumne Mujhe Dhokha Diya Hai Dukandar: Nahin Maine Aapko Badhiya Radio Diya Hai Santa: Nahin Dekho Iss Par Likha Hai "Made In Japan" Par Jab Main Ise Chalata Hu To Yah Kahata Hai "Yah All India Radio" Hai
एक अंग्रेज़ ट्रेन के Toilet में Bisleri की बोतल देख के ही बेहोश हो गया, Oh My God! हम जिसे पीते हैं उससे तो ये Indian धोते हैं।
The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011: Tendulka(R) G(A)mbir Yuvra(J) V(I)render Sehwag Rai(N)a Dhon(I) (K)ohli Harbh(A)jan Zaheer Kha(N) Pa(T)el As(H)win Enna Rascala, mind it!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl; And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!