2014 Indian General Elections are like "Samudra Manthan". Chaaro aur Zeher hi Zeher... It's only Digvijay Singh, who managed to find AMRIT(a)!
A Boxing Day Test Match is one where you put all of Team India in a box and ship them back to India. Also called Ghar Wapsi!
India Mein Jab Tak, "Aaya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermicool Ka" Ad Nahi Aa Jata Tab Tak... Garmi Chalu Nahi Hoti!
Would Rajnikanth ever leave the human body? No, never! He would simply go to America as America is in deep-shit now whereas India is growing at a fast pace.
Principal Pappu Se: India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kahan Lagaya Gaya Pappu (Kaafi Sochne K Baad): DANDE Par.. Lol MORAL- PAPPU ITNA V BEVKUF NAHI HAI!