A police officer came up to Santa to enquire about a recent crime. Policeman: Where were you between four and six? Santa: Kindergarten!
Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!
TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl & this year u r in love with other one. What do u say about this? Stud: SYLLABUS has been changed!