An old Hyderabadi couple: Wife: Aji Allah Mian Bole Jannat Mein Tum logon Ku Hooran Milingey Bole, Phir Hum Logon Ku Kya Milte? Husband: Tum Logon Ku Langooran Milte. Wife(with a deep sigh): Aiy Ye Kya Ji, Yahan Bhi Woich Wahan Bhi Woich!