hotel jokes humor

Duniya Men Kuchh Log Bahut Hi Achchhe Hote Hain
Jaise Aap...
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Mujhe Hi Dekh Len

Madam: Moter Sicil Ke Kitne Tirs Hote Hai?
Pappu: Madam Ji 6 Tirs Hote Hain!
Madam (Gusse Men Boli): Kaise?
Pappu: 4 Moter Ke 2 Sicil Ke Huee N 6 Tirs!

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Bachche Kaise Hote Hain Sharmao Mat Batao?"
Ladki Gusse Men Boli "Chup Karte Ho Ki?"
Pappu: Are Pagali Itna Bhi Nahin Pata Bachche Shararti Hote Hain

Adhyapak: Garmiyon Men Hone Wale Kaunkaun Se Fal Hain Jo Khatte Mithe Hote Hain?
Pappu: Ji Pariksha Fal

Patni: Aaj To 5 Rupaye Ke 3 Pyaj Mil Gae
Pati (Utsahit Hote Hue) Bola: Vo Kaise?
Patni: 5 Rupaye Ka 1 Usane Diya 1 Mai Uthakar Bhag Gai Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Fenk Ke Mara To Vo Bhi Utha Li

Jindagi Ke 8 Hisse Hote Hai...
1) Padhai
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2) Khel
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3) Masti
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