Patni: Aji Sunte Ho? Pati: Kya Hua Kyon Subahsubah Chilla Rahi Ho? Patni: Raat Maine Ek Sapna Dekha Pati: Aisa Kya Dekha? Patni: Maine Tumhare Liye Pasandida Khana Banaya Hai Aur Tumhen Apane Hath Se Khila Rahi Hu Aur Pair Bhi Daba Rahi Hu Pati: Ab Mujhe Pakka Yakin Ho Gaya Patni: Kis Baat Pe? Pati: Ki Sapne Kabhi Sach Nahin Hote
Shadi Men 3 Tarah Ke Nachne Wale Hote Hain: Pahle To Vo Jo Bhangda Speshal Hote Hain Aur Dusre Nagin Speshal Aur Tisre Hamare Dost Jinko Dekh Ke Pata Hi Nahin Chalta Ki Naach Rahe Hain Ya Mata Aai Hai
Banta: Agar Duniyan Men Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Santa: Hona Kya Tha Gais Silender Ki Tarah Ek Mahina Iske Ghar Dusara Mahina Uske Ghar!
Santa : Kaun Si Kast ( Jaati ) Ke Log Achche Nagrik Hote Hain ? Banta : Baniye ......! Santa : Vo Kaise..? Banta : Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye" ! Deshbhakt "Baniye"!
Banta: Yaar Santa Bivi Aur Badalon Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Yaar Jab Donon Aas-Pas Nahin Hote Din Bahut Suhavana Hota Hai
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