Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai. Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho, Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain... . . . . . . Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!
Question: Arrange Marriage Mein Divorce Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Answer: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahi Kar Paya Woh Divorce Kya Khaak Lega!
Kuch Log Jab Udas Hote Hai To Apni WhatsApp Ki DP Delete Kar Dete Hain... Itna Kya Dukh Ki Apni Shakal Se Nafrat Ho Jaye!
Santa:Give me one room with double-bed. Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone. Santa: Yes. But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed!
Santa: May I have some stationery? Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house? Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!