Shadi Men 3 Tarah Ke Nachne Wale Hote Hain: Pahle To Vo Jo Bhangda Speshal Hote Hain Aur Dusre Nagin Speshal Aur Tisre Hamare Dost Jinko Dekh Ke Pata Hi Nahin Chalta Ki Naach Rahe Hain Ya Mata Aai Hai
Kuch Log Khud To Single Hote Hain Upar Se Ulti Sidhi Advice Dekar Apane Doston Ka Bhi Breakup Karva Dete Hain
Santa: Yaar Tune Apni Gadi Se Viper Cu Hata Diya? Banta: Meri Bivi Hamesha Galat Parking Karti Hai! Is Karan Uske Buhat Challan Hote Hain! Maine Is Ka Jada Se Hi Nas Kar Diya!
Banta: Agar Duniyan Men Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Santa: Hona Kya Tha Gais Silender Ki Tarah Ek Mahina Iske Ghar Dusara Mahina Uske Ghar!
Santa Bijali Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "2 Pankhe Dena Ek Mardana Aur Ek Janana"A Dukandar: Pankho Men Jents Aur Ledis Nahin Hote Santa: Kaise Nahin Hote? Ek 'Bajaj' Ka De Aur Ek 'Usha' Ka
Santa: Bhagwan Ka Lakh-Lakh Shukar Hai Ki Underwear Ke Naam Yuro (Euro) Aur Doller (Dollar) Hain Banta: Yah Khyal Tumhare Man Men Kyon Aaya? Santa: Jis Teji Se Rupe Ki Kimat Gir Rahi Hai Agar Bhartiya Mudra Ke Naam Par Underwear Hote Aur Jis Teji Se Niche Gir Rahi Hai Hamari To Koi Ijjat Hi Nahin Rah Jati