Maa: Beta Bathrum Ke Jaale Saaf Kar Do Beta: Kanun Se Karva Lo Maa: Kya? Beta: Ha Kyonki Kanoon Ke Haath Lambe Hote Hain
Ramdev Behosh Hote-Hote Bache Jab Aaj Lalu Yadav Ne Pucha Ka Re Budbak Patanjali Gutkha Kahe Nahin Nikal Rahe?
Santa: Bhagwan Ka Lakh-Lakh Shukar Hai Ki Underwear Ke Naam Yuro (Euro) Aur Doller (Dollar) Hain Banta: Yah Khyal Tumhare Man Men Kyon Aaya? Santa: Jis Teji Se Rupe Ki Kimat Gir Rahi Hai Agar Bhartiya Mudra Ke Naam Par Underwear Hote Aur Jis Teji Se Niche Gir Rahi Hai Hamari To Koi Ijjat Hi Nahin Rah Jati
Santa:Give me one room with double-bed. Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone. Santa: Yes. But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed!
Hindi teacher asks: Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal