Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tarike Hote Hain Jinamen Se 3 Prasiddh Hain; 1. Pencil Se 2. Pen Se 3. Markar(Marker) Se Achcha Socho Kuch Log Sharif Bhi Hote Hain Meri Tarah!
Premika Apne Premi Se: Main Jab Bhi Tumko Fon Karti Hu Tum Shev Kar Rahe Hote Ho Tum Din Men Kitani Bar Shev Karte Ho? Premi: 15 Se 20 Bar Premika: Tum Pagal Ho Kya? Premi: Nahin Main Nai Hu
Bachpan Men Ek Bar Main Ghar Se Bhag Gaya Tha Lagbhag Pach Kilometer Haafne Ke Baad Ye Samajh Aaya Ki... . . . . . . . . . . Sirf Filmi Hero Hi Daudatadodate Bade Hote Hain
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chahre Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!
Garlfrend (Pappu Se): Tum Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Kyon Hote Ho? Pappu: Kyonki Ham Mekaap Nahin Lagate Isliye
Pati: Har Subah Jab Meri Aak Khulti Hai To Main Bhagwan Se Yahi Prarthana Karta Hu Ki Bhagwan Sabko Tumhare Jaise Patni De Patni Khush Hote Hue Boli "Achchha" Pati: Ha Aakhir Main Akela Hi Kyon Dukhi Rahu?