Santa: I think my wife is selling drugs. Banta: That's weird. What makes you think so? Santa: Yesterday I was running late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said, "Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?"
Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka'