Bina Kisi Filter Ke Apani Asali DP Lagane Ka Stant Karne Wali Ladkiyon Ko Bhi Ek Bhartaratan Dena Chahiye
Log Kuch Din Cigrete Sharab Pite Hain Aur Aadat Lag Jaati Hai Hamko Dekho Bachpan Se Padhai Kar Rahe Hain Lekin Aaj Tak Aadat Nahin Lagi Khud Par Control Hona Chahiye
Techer: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Nam Hai? Pathan: Gugal Khan! Techer: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai? Pathan: Hum Jaha Bhi Hota Hai Wo Hamko Dhundh Hi Leta Hai!
Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!
Doctor: Jab Aapko Malum Tha Ki Gadi Ek Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Aapko Sadak Ke Side Par Chalna Chahiye Tha Pathan Marij Rote Hue "Kaun Si Sadak Ke Side Doctor Sahab? Main To Bagiche Men Jangalpani Ke Lie Lota Lekar Baitha Hua Tha Ki Vahi Par Thok Diya"A