Patni Ne Pati Ko Fon Karke Puch "Kaha Ho Tum?" Pati: Tumhen Vo Jwellry Ki Dukan Yaad Hai Jaha Tumne Ek Here Ka Har Pasand Kiya Tha Aur Tab Mere Paas Paise Nahin The Patni (Khush Hote Hue): Haha Mujhe Yaad Hai Pati: Main Bas Uske Samne Wale Salon Men Bal Katwa Raha Hu
Banta went into a barber shop and said, "I want my hair cut so that it's all different lengths round the front and back, there's a strange spiky bit on top and bald patches here, here and here". "I don't think I can do that", said the barber. Banta: Why not? You did last time I was here!