Height of Confidence: Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga! Mom: Kyun? Son: Main Job Karunga. Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak? Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
Height of some girl's Nakhre! Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko? . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!