Tave Pe Pada Popcorn Ucha Kyon Hai? Socho! Are Yar Thik Se Socho! Nahin Soch Paye Thik Hai Jawab Chahte Ho To Khud Baith Ke Dekh Lo Tave Par Pata Chal Jayega!
Sabhi Purushon Se Ek Sawal Sirf Haan Ya Na Me Jawab Den . . . . . . . . . . . Aapki Patni Ne Aapko Marna Band Kiya Ya Nahin?
Ek Bar Yuddh Men Pathan Ne Buletprof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pahni Thi! Jab Uske Saathi Ne Pucha To Pathan Ne Jawab Diya "O Jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kya Ghusegi"!
Pathan Ki Flit Men Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pucha " Are You Sick Suffering From Fever?" Pathan Ne Jawab Diya
Pappu Ne Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Pucha "Aap Kahan Rahti Ho?" Ladki Ne Jawab Diya "Em.Ji Rod (M.G Road)." Pappu: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Bhi Rod Par Rahati Ho Mere Ghar Chalo!
Techer: Skool Kya Hai? Bahut Hi Shandar Jawab Mila Banti: Skool Wo Jagah Hai Jaha Par Hamare Baap Ko Luta Jata Hai Aur Hamen Kuta Jata Hai