I have risen quite a lot in life. I am featured 24/7 on TV Channels. Now I am quite inaccessible by most of you. It's quite disconcerting but I am helpless. . . . . . . . Yours, quite Dear, Tomato!
Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil". The Teacher while correcting him: "You don't have any pencil." "He doesn't have any pencils." "We don't have any pencils." Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`
Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends. Banta: Why? Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
We have Dollar underwear We have Euro underwear But we do not have Rupee underwear... Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye!