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Techer Pappu Ko Danttee Hue: Tumhare Itne Kam Nambar Kyon Hain? Kuch Padha Nahin Tha Kya? Pappu: Techer Main To Subah Char Baje Uth Gaya Tha Padhne Ke Liye Techer: Fir? Pappu: Fir Main Bathrum Gaya Aur Vahin So Gaya
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