Yuvak Jhijhakata Hua Apani Premika Ke Baap Ke Samne Pahuncha: Main Aapse Aapki Ladki Ka Hath Mangne Aaya Hu Baap Bola: "Sirf Hath Nahin Mil Sakta! Mangani Hai To Puri Ladki Mango"
Santa: Kya Tum Paas Ho Gae? Pappu: Han Hamari Puri Class Paas Ho Gai Lekin Hamari Techer Feel Ho Gai Santa: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Vo Abhi Bhi Usi Class Me Padha Rahi Hai
Santa Samose Wale Se: A! Tumhare Samose Men Se Ladki Ka Bal Nikala Hai Samose Wala: Are! Ab 2 Rupaye Ke Samose Men Puri Ladki Nikalegi Kya?
Jito: Ji Aaj Maine Badi Mehanat Se Sohan Halwa Banaya Tha Santa: Vo To Mujhe Pata Chal Hi Gaya Tha Jito: Achchha Vo Kaise? Santa: Kyoki Maine Bhi Badi Mehanat Se Khaya Hai
Santa: Yaar Kal Raat Ghar Der Se Pahuncha Bail Bajai Par Bivi Ne Darvaja Hi Nahi Khola Puri Raat Sadak Par Gujari Banta: Fir Subah Bivi Ki Khabar Li Ki Nahi? Santa: Nahi Yaar Subah Yaad Aaya Bivi To Maayke Gai Hai Aur Chabi To Jeb Men Thi