Pappu: Please give 500 rupees. Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees. Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman. Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman. Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!